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What if they steal my butt cells and make a clone of me and the clone says America isn't perfect I don't think I could handle that

I locked all my doors but I heard they can flatten themselves and slide under the door crack im shaking right now

they might have a havana syndrome gun and It might give me a headache oh fuck

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[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

phew, good thing I'm 乇乂丅尺卂丅卄工匚匚 and have butt cells to spare

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