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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

well that'll be a slam dunk lawsuit

they're gonna wind up with all the apes

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Too bad the apes will be worthless by then

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

are they worth anything now? like, could you turn them into cash? doubt
on paper they're trading for large sums but is that real or just stakeholders keeping a dead asset inflated?

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

if some one buys it from you then you can go ahead and cash out

i don't think anyone is buying the hot potatoes that are now radioactive

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Some of the dumbest suckers in history though here. Yuga can just offer most of these guys a picture of a grotesque ape and be done with it

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

They'll make a series of apes specifically accessible to sight-impared people as part of the settlement. The class action will allow the concert attendees special access to purchase the new apes.

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