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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by dronebama@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I fucking hate thanksgiving, I hate the history behind it, I hate how people act, I hate what it promotes, I’m am going to do something at my family’s thanksgiving this year and I need ideas people. I want to make everyone as uncomfortable as possible, like how uncomfortable I feel whenever some chud in my family decides to rant about the gays or the blacks, im fucking done tolerating this shitty holiday and pretending like family matters at all in any context by giving a giant FU to everyone there. My experience ain’t unique here, all of us amerikkkans have experienced actual fucking pain during thanksgiving.

Is there something leftists could collectively do online to show solidarity against this stupid holiday, what should I do to make everyone go home early without eating the food? I don’t plan on ever getting invited to one of these things again so let me hear your best ideas. My plan as it is now is to sabotage the cooking, turn off the oven, drop the turkey on the floor, maybe flip a table. Once the food is ruined I’ll probably yell some anti colonial slogan that’s along the lines of “none of you deserve to live” before making a quick exit and hopefully not getting arrested. I want to be as malicious as possible, I have very few threads left to my natal family and severing them seems a necessary step to becoming a better communist.

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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago

Going out of your way to be an asshole instead of just getting in with your life is definitely healthy and sane.

Just don’t participate. Please tell me this is a bit and I’m just an idiot.

Severing ties typically means stop calling them. Stop participating. This is none of that.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

This account is less than a week old and has this in the modlog, so I'm leaning toward bit.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I hope so. For their own sake. What a waste of energy.

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

It’s fucking disgusting that revolution matters more to hexbear than posadism. Seriously where do these folks priority’s lie? Having arable land or functioning civilization? I’ll tell you what, if you’re first concern isn’t the nuclear eradication of all life on Earth, then you're hopeless.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Its fucking disgusting that someone would put actual effort into horseshit like that.

I can accomplish cutting my family off by blocking their numbers, not answering their emails, and getting on with my life.

[-] dronebama@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

One Posadism without the Trotskyist bits plz. Chairman Xi rain nukes down plz!

[-] dronebama@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The greatest bits are the ones that blur the lines between satire and reality. Unironically going to ruin thanksgiving for my family though.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Sounds like something my-hero would say

[-] dronebama@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

You won’t like what I’m going to do for Christmas. I’m going to get naked, paint myself green, break into peoples houses, and steal all the presents. I’m going full grinch mode on capitalist society this year.

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