Literally hiding under my desk rn from Hamas. (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Yeah I live in the USA but they could strike anywhere at anytime. Fucking Hamas is like ISIS on fucking CRACK or even better like Donald Trump meets Darth VADER. I'm so flipped the fuck out over how much they scare me.

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[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

hiding under my bed from hamas and finding hamas already hid rockets under here help

[-] Aabbcc@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

You must have forgot to say you condemn Hamas. Easy mistake to make

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I accidentally said I condone Hamas and now every full moon I turn into a human animal that stalks and kills IDF soldiers and steals their cum before their families can claim it, pls help