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[-] josefo@leminal.space 2 points 11 months ago

It's Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that's for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling "thanks for this" so everyone knows you are thankful.

Jeez, some people just mix shit up

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

What if you can't find a Native American but you can find a Pilgrim?

[-] josefo@leminal.space 2 points 11 months ago

Technically, you should bring them to a Native American house. Unless is a prostitute pilgrim, then you can bring them to your house, but the custom then is fucking in the nearest bathroom during the dinner, same audio cues apply. Bonus points if you as the host get pegged by them.

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