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[-] NiftyBeaks@lemm.ee 93 points 1 year ago

That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 45 points 1 year ago

Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

You don't just go out and "find a child."

[-] MMNT@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Excuse you, but that's how Superman was found. Haven't you seen the documentaries?

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is why you put AirTags on them.

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I know it's not that easy. Usually it's a difficult process.

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