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I was selling un-vaxxed Israeli sperm out of an abandoned Old Navy store and the police shut my operation down and the local paper (leftist liberals) wrote a scathing article about how much of a "creep" I am. Now I owe the state, DEMOCRATS, $1,500 in fines and I have to write a letter to the court that I won't "sling super soldier sperm to hot babes to get'em knocked up".

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Obviously my local college campus has a Hamas style terror tunnel under it.

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Hamas built tunnels between neurons. No brain is safe.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Did the liberal police even condemn Hamas while reading you your Miranda rights? Smdh literally Brave New Eighty Four

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I hope you only tipped the judge 10% of the $1500 fine for being a communist

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