I've experienced first hand the hatred the American left has for Israel. (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I was selling un-vaxxed Israeli sperm out of an abandoned Old Navy store and the police shut my operation down and the local paper (leftist liberals) wrote a scathing article about how much of a "creep" I am. Now I owe the state, DEMOCRATS, $1,500 in fines and I have to write a letter to the court that I won't "sling super soldier sperm to hot babes to get'em knocked up".

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Goddamn leftist police

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

But where does Hamas fit into all of this?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Obviously my local college campus has a Hamas style terror tunnel under it.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Did the liberal police even condemn Hamas while reading you your Miranda rights? Smdh literally Brave New Eighty Four

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I hope you only tipped the judge 10% of the $1500 fine for being a communist

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Hamas built tunnels between neurons. No brain is safe.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If you aren't drinking one full glass of IDF cum every day you're literally a Nazi

[-] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

This is why we need third spaces

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

🚨 @VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

They even have a message in Arabic, they're in on the Israeli hatred too!

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Arabic is now literally anti Semitic

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

DID THEY GET YOUR SPERM IN TIME?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Tell me about it, I went to my local synagogue to ask the mohel to tattoo the Israeli flag on my arm next to this cool Azov sonnenrad I kept seeing worn by Ukrainian freedom fighters, and the mohel said they don't do tattoos, it's disrespectful, and also it was the Shabbat. I called him an anti-Semite and the leftist Rabbi asked me to leave. I wonder if these orthodox Jews are secretly Hamas.