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[Not the Onion] The IDF to Gazans - find the safe square with the QR codes or die. Boom. Oops. We changed the map without telling you. Sorry. (hexbear.net)

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Israel’s military announced on Friday morning... - theguardian.com

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I had to add the QR code stuff to the title. It's a vital Onion detail I forgot to put in.

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

IDF spokesman Eric Evil-Vicious: "We reject the tragic loss of life of the family of 27. However - munitions fell in the appropriate 'no-go' square. Instructions and warnings must be followed. Sad as it is - the family clearly caused their own demise. They set up their tents 200 meters inside the 'no-go' square." The interview ends and CNN does an hasbara explainer by an American ex-general with 3D graphics of data and maps showing the safe squares and the 'no-go' squares.