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[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I worked with a guy that only shat if he was naked. He said it was the cleanest and most comfortable way to poo.a Side note is that he went to jail once and he cleaned up his act after he had to "poop in front of another man"

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

English isn't my first language, and I struggle to understand the last sentence.

Could anyone explain it?

[-] cheezoid@retrolemmy.com 19 points 11 months ago

The co-worker at one point went to jail and adjusted his naked pooping routine after the experience of having to poop in full view of another man, ie in a shared cell

[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Yes, what's funny to me ... It wasn't that his homies were being shot or other overall dangers of dealing drugs in the ghetto. It was the pooping that ended it. It's kinda wholesome...kinda

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

As a native english speaker - I also do not understand.

[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Sorry... I wasn't fully awake ... I have updated the post for clarity.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Maybe replace "that" with "and"? IDK.

Side note, I'm not in jail but I'm pooping naked right now.

[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah you are correct... I was duking at like 4am when is sent that so... Wasn't fully awake. I'm pooping again now, not full awake.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Shitting naked is a prime tier strategy.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Taking a shower right after is full stealth mode

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That’s the optimal way to shit. You feel fresh both inside and outside once it’s all done. Those who know know.

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