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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

I don't blame people for not going to church. They don't even give you wine anymore, just grape juice. Jesus drank wine, why can't I?

[-] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I thought Jesus was wine or something like that? I've never participated in Christianity's cannibalistic rituals though, so I'm sure I'm a bit confused.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

the wine only becomes Jesus' blood in your tummy unless you have an operation or autopsy then it turns back into wine just in the nick of time, apparently.

[-] HowdWeGetHereAnyways@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It's only cannibalism if you believe you are the same as God.

Arise, God-drinkers.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

For mormons it's just water :(

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Mormons had to mix mayonnaise into their ketchup when it first got introduced to Utah, because ketchup was too spicy. Mormons are bitches.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Lmao don't bring fry sauce into this!

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago

Jesus tasted the private jet life and doesn't visit pastors without one anymore, so they need to save up for one, hence the budget cuts in your wine.

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