submitted 11 months ago by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

seeing the bat signal illuminated in the night sky, batman rushes to his bat-email and drafts a letter to nyu demanding the immediately expulsion of several freshman students

[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

The bat signal shines above Gaza. The batplane strafes apartments below.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

He wouldn’t be drafting emails. He’d just stalk the students as they’re going to their cars after a protest and assault them and leave them dangling on top of the library