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And then others in the thread comment with what they think that policy actually do. For example, we can use a fake policy name of the Greener Emissions Act, but the actual policy text just makes it illegal to fart any color other than green.

I think using this bit idea we can probably come up with better policies than the Democratic party has. I think I probably already have. Just feeling inspired by all the Dems talking big game about all of the Big Fancy Named Policies that Biden has implemented before election, because their names are hilarious and then what they do is even funnier. I think we can do better.

Also I'll do the same bit later for Republican party policy names so don't steal my bit or I'll be honestly not even slightly annoyed I don't own bits you can do it if you want

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[-] asg101@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Name: The Freedom and Prosperity for All Act.

Actual Policy: Outlaw any online criticism of the government or the oligarchs that own it, make sure off-shore tax evasion account holders are never identified or prosecuted. In other words, just keep carrying on as usual.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure they already enacted this one, or tried to enact this one, under the guise of "protecting children." Which I always think is kinda telling on themselves a bit when they use that excuse.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure they already enacted this one,

yep : In other words, just keep carrying on as usual.

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