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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Hi, I'm here today to talk about the need to preserve these fascinating creatures. Sadly due to a steady decline in their natural habitats such as malls with Hot Topics and chemicals affecting their population like Xanax they have come under threat and are on the verge of being labeled as endangered. You may ask yourself "What can I do about it though?" and for the low price of even a dollar a month you can provide countless goths with copies of Edgar Allan Poe books, clove cigarettes and fishnets that can help these struggling populations thrive to be enjoyed for generations to come.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

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this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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