I used to be a very normal guy, kind of a nerd really, in a good way. I knew all kinds of stuff and people would ask me questions and stuff and I generally felt good about myself.

Then there was lockdown and suddenly I was terminally online with virtual school and all. Not long after, I started browsing social media often----namely, reddit.

I was no longer normal. My previous life was cast out the window. I now could experience things like participating in comment chains of people saying 'nice' any time the number 69 was mentioned (I didn't know it was karmafarming back then, I just thought it was funny and neat) and staring at a hentai gif for ten seconds straight in shock before I realized what I was seeing. Worse, I was so poisoned with irony I haven't gotten over it to this day and jreg is still my favorite youtuber, in a meta-post-ironic way.

Now all I do is say among us memes. When among us was no longer popular I switched to skibidi toilet. Here's something I find funny: skibidi toilet ohio fortnite rizzler fanum tax sigma og pizza tower undertale gyatt digital circus mr. beast sussy imposter in ohio.

Don't do reddit, kids. That stuff could ruin your life.