(Attempted) Chinese and/or Korean reunification: 7

Biden wins popular vote, loses electoral vote: 2

Liberals blame leftists for not voting hard enough: 1

Biden narrowly wins, little material difference from a Trump victory: 2

George Santos runs for office as a Democrat: 10

Human Pet Guy arrested for being a sex pest of some sort: 3

Red Scare Pod hosts become Posadists: 12

Colleges required to ban trans students from sports or lose federal funding under new supreme court title ix interpretation: 4

COVID surges in summer, pandemic will be ignored: 3

January 6 pt. II: 4

Biden attempts to talk to protesters and is shot: 20 Lauren Bobert joins mob, injured due to tazer misuse

Silksong doesn't come out: 1

Tom Scott ends hiatus after 3 months: 4

Natalie Wynn or Abigail Thorne get major role in Hollywod film: 5

Sam Altman forms tech-priests: 7

Elon Musk's daughter becomes a leftist podcast host: 8

Florida outlaws EVs (under 100,000): 6

USS Gerald R. Ford reruns to Israel, gets damaged due to technical error with Israeli artillery: 9

The situation in Palestine worsens as Israel takes more desperate measures to suppress decolonization, yet has marginal effect on militants: 1

ChatGPT gets progressively worse as model collapse kicks in: 3

Vegas Sphere gets hacked: 5

US Airlines grind to total halt due to bug, COBOL bergentruckung awakened from hibernation in New Jersey home: 2

I stop being paralyzed by anxiety and start transitioning: 1