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Most of the modern internet is indistinguishable from what we used to call malware (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Every site is trying to pull a Bonzai Buddy now.

"We need all your info for advertising, not you can't opt out unless you make an account and give us your email. Oops, looks like I hid the opt-out under a subheader. Amazon is now profiling you."

WE USED TO CALL THAT SHIT A VIRUS.

ITS EVERY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. NOW

"Hi I'm going to block this entire site until you give me your info, this is very cool and normal."

Capitalism ruined the internet. The whole thing is malware now.

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[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Imagine the toilet is the grave of somebody you don’t want to have an un-soaked-in-piss afterlife. If their grave is within your travel range, plan a nice day trip to it with your least hydrated friends so it has a nice stench.