I found the guy who's going to go to Texas and solve the immigration "crisis". (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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He's proud.

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

i get the impression this guy wears this same costume a lot of places.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

"yeah, first it starts by getting sloppy and leaving my helmet in the truck when i pick up my subway sandwich. That's how they win, Sharon!!"

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

"I need to reconnoiter the loaded potato bar. Cover me."
"I am leaving you and will be staying with my sister in Jacksonville."
"Candy Cane, this is Cobra 6. Contact front. Bogeys are all over the sour cream. Going weapons hot."
"It's all in the letter. Don't call me."