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submitted 9 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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SAY SOME FUCKIGN WOKE IN THIS WAFFLE HOUSE, CIVILIAN.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

The weird square plastic necklace with the crescent below it is a punch dagger - you hold the handle in your fist and the blade pokes out forward so you can stab while you jab.

Sir your pit reservation is ready pit

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

In a civilized society, it's very important that everyone always carry the tools to quickly and easily murder as many people around them as possible.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

I hope they bought it from some dodgy retailer and that it's radioactive.

I don't even care anymore, these people aren't going to change; their echo chamber is literally a trailer park.

[-] ziggurter@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The U.S. is like the Klingon Empire, except the system of honor is replaced with its pathetic, less secure, dodgy older cousin white supremacy. (Klingon honor is already silly enough, but this shit is just next-level wackadoodle.)

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's the first thing someone trying to hurt them would go for, it's almost like a "placed here for your convenience stabbing me" sign

It's genuinely easier to grab for someone standing in front of them than it is for them

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

I'd be tempted to just grab it and walk away without even making eye contact. Just let him feel silly before he has to fish it out of the first trash can I pass.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

always stay strapped for antifas, shipmate. they're everywhere and you never know.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

The specific knife is the Gerber Ghostrike 30-001007. Love the posturing military lingo in the promo video (the "operators" who buy this will definitely "keep a low visual profile" as they open carry in a Denny's)