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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Mom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

See?

Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don't have to pay taxes.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Unfortunately, I can't make the government believe I'm a toddler.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 2 points 6 months ago

I do all those. Am i a toddler?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Either that or an an alcoholic.

Lots of overlap there.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you're unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your "buddies" and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually manage to drag your wasted self homewards through the gutter.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Who is giving toddlers alcohol?! We shouldn't be putting up with drunk toddlers!

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 2 points 6 months ago

My mom gives me alcohol...

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah that's why I ignored the other part of that comment because it was kind of harshing my mellow.

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