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[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 week ago

We need an "ftfy bot" that puts the censored words back in full. These scribbled and other self-corrected words are so annoying.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I agree, but I thought it was funny enough to share anyway.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

But how can we know what the censored words are supposed to be? They're censored after all...

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

(re)fucked that for you

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

You're the hero we don't deserve <3

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

So - I asked about this and my friend said something something algorithms. If there's a cuss word in it - it doesn't spread... But if you censor it, it will spread.

I know nothing about algorithms, but seemed plausible to me.

I agress however, it is pretty stupid.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago

They got a point

[-] Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Shit, this was meant for my adult stepson. Sorry.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Adults are fucked, I'd rather act like a toddler.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

if you get to be an adult long enough you're in luck.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

That's dark ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Mom, Flying Squid is being a turd and they are on my half of the back seat.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!


Toddlers have it made.Someone cooks for you, you can shit yourself and you don't have to pay taxes.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, I can't make the government believe I'm a toddler.

Shit yourself, it worked for Ted Nugent.

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 2 points 1 week ago

I do all those. Am i a toddler?

Either that or an an alcoholic.

Lots of overlap there.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You could always travel back in time and mary some unlucky christian girl that than is socially obligated do all these things for you because she has no political or social rights of her own while you're unemployed, because the factory closed down so you go out drinking all night with your "buddies" and have unconsented sex with your wife if and when you eventually manage to drag your wasted self homewards through the gutter.

Most places have a sin tax on alcohol.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Who is giving toddlers alcohol?! We shouldn't be putting up with drunk toddlers!

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 2 points 1 week ago

My mom gives me alcohol...

Yeah that's why I ignored the other part of that comment because it was kind of harshing my mellow.

[-] ericbomb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

If I make a bot and send this message to millions of random numbers, I wonder how many will be like "you're right, but who are you?"

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