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[-] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 year ago

Ich schlage vor, wir gedulden uns nur noch bis ÜBERMORGEN! Sende dir asap eine Meetingeinladung als Reminder an dein Handy.

[-] cloud_punk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Did you offer someone a handy?

[-] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

For whatever reason (probably a mischievous one), "Handy" became the colloquial term for smartphone in Germany.

[-] Pancito@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Because Motorola was producing a product called handie-talkie, something like a walkie talkie, for the ww2.

[-] ErwinLottemann@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Not just smartphones, Handy are all mobile phones.

[-] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Hell no. I just extended and send him the demands to his smartphone in a perfectly secure way (unencrypted *.ical file).

We will return here eta as said. Hopefully you guys will comply.. For our combined future!

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