Apartment Hunting.png (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

lotion on nightstand

for $1000 you can live in my jerking off room.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Money bags over here has a room just for choking the chicken. Lotion too!

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

I found a Craigslist ad several years back where they stated that they liked to jack it in the living room watching porn on the big TV and sometimes left cum rags laying around. Apparently this had caused tension with previous roommates so he felt inclined to mention this was something you needed to be ok with.