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[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

lotion on nightstand

for $1000 you can live in my jerking off room.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

Gooning chamber for rent, never jizzed

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

"Oh, you're early for check in! Don't mind me, I was just cranking my hog in the bed you're about to rent. Put 'er here... oh that's a clean wet... i promise."

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Money bags over here has a room just for choking the chicken. Lotion too!

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

I found a Craigslist ad several years back where they stated that they liked to jack it in the living room watching porn on the big TV and sometimes left cum rags laying around. Apparently this had caused tension with previous roommates so he felt inclined to mention this was something you needed to be ok with.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

What can't a fella crank it to 4k dogfart in the living room without upsetting the morality police?

[-] glans@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

good for them getting consent

i bet they found a perfect roommate who wasn't you

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago

masturbatorium

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

The ideal rental situation if you need to charge your crystal fast.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

The mirror makes the room look bigger! so-true

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

hello prospective tenant! rent my room— it's superficially plausible, but actually wrong

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Spicious room

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

The room repels bears

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Idgi, whats the issue? Its tiled, which is weird unless it's someplace warm, but otherwise? Maybe the mobile version cuts off some of the picture, because I can't see any details like price or location

[-] odmroz@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

they spelled spacious wrong. Specious is a word that describes something that seems right but actually isn't true. Like "a specious argument"

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh, thats funny. Thank you

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Speciesist room for rent. No Homo Neanderthalensis allowed. Denisovan hominids allowed on a case by case basis.

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