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Musk's stupid car killed Mitch McConnell's billionaire sister-in-law (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 62 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

LMAO FUCKING BASED.

LETS GOOOOOOOO

Edit - Look at the cope in the replies.

Edit 2 - THERE IS A R/CONSPIRACY THREAD With 100s of comments.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago

lmfao the dorks in the conspiracy thread saying this wouldn't have happened if she was armed, obviously the jews took away her window shooting out gun, smdh

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

ofc the thread is also full of anti-Asian racism from a bunch of dorks believing the US is controlled by Chinese fentanyl smugglers, and people getting hot and bothered about her being killed by a "hacked EV" because they can't imagine a billionaire is too inept at everyday life to not just back her car into a pond on her own.

Also none of them notice how the crucial billionaire removing feature here are the bulletproof windows that all of these stupid fucks would have on their own cars "because of BLM antifa terrorists" if they could afford them.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

honestly a bit surprised she was driving herself.

if i was a billionaire i'd be too high, too hungover, or too drained of my essence to drive

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

:proletariat: :bourgeoisie:

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Honestly one of my big issues with billionaires is that they suck at being billionaires. You're a billionaire! You've won! Stop going to work! You've got billions!!! Go hire a personal pharmacist and a personal trauma doctor and do lethal amount of drugs with no fear. Live in a blimp! Go to the really weird sex orgies that only super cool people can get invites to and you get one because you own the place they hold it in.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

if i was a billionaire i'd be...too drained of my essence

I think she'd just topped up her adrenochrome before getting in the car

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

Lmao Americans are so gun brained they can't even comprehend that you can break a car window without using a ranged firearm instead of a simple glass shattering tool that sells for like five bucks

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

Gunbrain and carbrain is peak Americoid brainworms isn't it?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 29 points 9 months ago

p sure a piece of ceramic would do it - spark plug or similar

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

The metal spikes on your headrest work too

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Imagine firing a gun inside a seal-closed car, that's gotta explode your ears

But even so, wasn't the glass bullet-proof?

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ylTpBots6Oc

I can't find the original video anymore which is a shame because the look on the passenger's face when this mother fucker starts shooting out of his own windshield on the freeway is priceless.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

No charges filed

Wut

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Please encourage billionaires to discharge a firearm in a 50 cubic foot space pressurized by water so as to prevent the Shockwave from shattering the glass. They're small ear bones are yearning to be shattered.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

The conspiracy is that the NTSB should have more oversight and summary execution powers.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

The fascists coping about how it's "suspicious" along with their fascist nonsense in the replies makes me really happy I'm not using that nazi app what-the-hell