Breaking news from the future

"We have new footage..." The footage starts playing. "The Musk Bridge is hit by a tanker now... See it wobbling oddly... And now... At an amazingly fast rate and in an astonishing manner the entire bridge falls over 90 degrees like a boxer getting knocked out. You can see the legs and the bridge itself are horizontal to the water. Also - this is new - Elon Musk has made a comment of sorts. On his X platform - he has posted a single character - a poop emoji..."