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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And here I wish they cut them in half. A half turkey is a much better size for 4 or fewer people.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Just buy a chicken. Tastes better anyway.

[-] Matty_r@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

I found that the meat to fat/bone ratio on Turkey was worse than Chicken. Always have so much waste when preparing Turkey the money just didn't make it worth it.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

Turkey can feed more people, cheaper, and I make so many chickens I could use a change

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

You just said a whole turkey is too much

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

And why I want a half turkey. C'mon this isn't hard.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

You specifically said you like turkey because it feeds more people, yet a whole turkey is apparently too big and you want half of one. Make up your mind man.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wow, still going? If you really need it:

HALF Turkey can feed more people, cheaper, and I make so many chickens I could use a change.

Seriously this isn't hard.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

A half turkey isn't going to feed more people than a reasonably large chicken. They aren't that big lmao. Cheaper maybe, but turkey isn't as nice as chicken to begin with. I get wanting a change though. Also if you raise chickens then surely that's the cheapest option?

Honestly though if you want half a turkey just save the other half for later. Make a curry or something, idk.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah something told me that you coming back a week later means you wouldn't be able to let it go when you finally realized you can't follow the conversation. Ciao.

lol at him downvoting.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I misread your sentence about “change” and I started to think of how various sizes of poultry could be used as monetary currency. Like:

It’ll cost you 2 turkeys.

You got change for 3 chickens?

Here’s a Cornish hen in change. Good luck with your pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

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