They freak out about everything turning the children trans.

It's cute to see someone putting so much latent insecurity in their own gender identity out there for the whole world to see.

Sometimes I go into those hives of scum and villainy and do deep trolling to sow chaos and discord (if I do it right). I'll say something like:

"I'm just glad I grew up in a time when men were men and we didn't have schools convincing all the kids to turn trans like they do nowadays because it's scary to think how I might have turned out if I grew up in the 2010s.

We need society to instruct our children on how to be a men. If we don't then we shouldn't be surprised when they end up feeling confused about their gender."

And if a statement like that gets any traction then I usually have those dorks erupting into debate about whether gender is stored in the balls or whether your primary school teacher gives you your gender by reading books to you.

It's fun watching a group of reactionaries arguing bitterly over which side of their inherently-contradictory political position is the correct one. May they spend their time feuding with one another over their terrible takes and may it cause their movement to fragment into so many competing factions that it would make a Trot blush.