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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by mechwarrior2@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.

brainworms

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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 121 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So...we have 3 candidates for president, of which

-One claims a literal worm ate part of his brain

-One cannot get off more than 4 sentences before becoming incoherent, has been ruled to be unable to be tried due to poor memory, and cannot keep names or places straight

-One thinks humans have a finite amount of energy and has used this as reason to not exercise, claims wind turbines cause cancer

All are pro capitalist, xenophobic, racist, pro war goons

What variety

[-] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago

One thinks humans have a finite amount of energy and has used this as reason to not exercise

has this man never heard of eating

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

You think any of these dullards currently has the intellect to think end to end on anything?

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

RFK thinks from one end to the other of that worm, for sure

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