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[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 7 months ago

This isn't funny, think of all the poor HOA board members that get eaten by bats every night

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago

Stop, stop. I can only get so erect.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 15 points 7 months ago

What if the bats bite humans, create vampires and you have hot single vampire mommies in your area?

[-] Vivendi@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago

sadly they only get you rabies, instead of giving you Lady Domitrescu

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

That's just because u don't ✨ B E L I E V E ✨ :3

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

This is how we get empty toilet paper aisles.

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