submitted 6 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I had a priest bless the hot dogs I'm going to eat tonight.

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[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago

Remember, if the Taliban won, you would have to be grilling Halal meats. Good thing that didn't happen.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

the taliban did win

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

That's the joke.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

inshallah-script This would be dope lmao

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Kebabs, shawarmas...? Don't threaten me with a good time! sicko-pig

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

At a Halal cookout, someone would probably at least hook me up with some falafel without being weird about it lol

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

If the nazis won we'd all be grilling bratwurst but lower quality!! And eating hamburgers!!

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If the Brits won the war of 1812, we'd have to fry fish instead of grill and cover our entire meals in malt vinegar!

I had to top my hot dog with Gochujang today because we didn't win the Korean War yet.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Fuck h*mburgers, in this house we eat liberty sandwiches like god intended

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