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[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Anyone else hate it when products fluff themselves up with dramatically grandiose blurb? FORMED BY THE PRIMAL SEA shut the fuck up

[-] Hackworth@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Part of my job is to write that kind of copy. If you take it seriously, you'll drive yourself nuts.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You should start every one with "originally formed inside of an actual star" or something similar.

[-] Hackworth@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wrenched from the platonic forms through seething quantum foam as the Demiurge's machinations reach fruition, our custom-made mounting clamps won't fail you like your precious god.

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2024
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