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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

NOTE: the CyberTruck™ is a vehicle-shaped novelty amusement. Not intended for use on public or private roads/trails.

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 39 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to CyberTruck™.

Caution: CyberTruck™ may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

CyberTruck™contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use CyberTruck™ on concrete.

Discontinue use of CyberTruck™ if any of the following occurs:

  • itching
  • vertigo
  • dizziness
  • tingling in extremities
  • loss of balance or coordination
  • slurred speech
  • temporary blindness
  • profuse sweating
  • or heart palpitations.

If CyberTruck™ begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

CyberTruck™ may stick to certain types of skin.

Ingredients of CyberTruck™ include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

CyberTruck™ has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt CyberTruck™.

CyberTruck™ comes with a lifetime warranty.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

CyberTruck™ is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When not in use CyberTruck™ should be returned to its container and kept in refrigeration

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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