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This is scandalous! I found a website that shares ebooks for free! How immoral of them!
(www.ebookhunter.net)
And such slop they have! They have a paranormal romance book that just came out Tuesday! 
Disgusting!
Anita Blake, but a comrade-type beats (NOTE: I'm well aware Anita's basically pig-adjacent; I have read nearly that whole series by now.)
Yes, exactly. I've read the whole series, glad she's getting back to the plot. Sex is great but I need some dang narrative. Also, vampires fit perfectly as metaphors for capitalists. Commie vampire hunters should be a given.