Three Ideas to Beat the Heat, and the People Who Made Them Happen (hexbear.net)

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[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Checking the SHAYDEE app to see who charges the least for nearby COOL Stations

They are all occupied

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but is some collection of ghouls really monetizing shaded areas?

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

I set up a beach umbrella surrounded with an electric fence and charge people by the minute to stand under it. I offer to switch on the electric fan for an additional fee. I am an entrepreneur contributing to society.

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

pRoViDiNg VaLuE tO uSeR-CuStOmErS

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

lol idk I’m just doing a bit but given enough time someone in Silicon Valley will definitely try to implement it

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Mfw surge pricing is activated on a 136 degree day and the cool station is 64% more expensive, and I get fined by the shade police for jumping the turnstile