But can you imagine how many events could have been prevented if only this antisocialist had been there to enlighten us? The Soviet intervention in Afghanistan would have never happened. The civil wars in Mozambique, Angola, and Central America would have never happened. The Vietnam war would never have happened. The Cuban revolution wouldn’t have happened. The Korean war wouldn’t have happened. The Russian civil war would have never happened. The Paris Commune would have never existed. The entire course of the twentieth century could have been entirely different if only there had been an antisocialist around to present us with his angsty view of humanity. Just imagine it.