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biden's doctor giving him hundreds of covid tests until one of them gives a false positive so he can diagnose without losing their license
it feels kinda cheesy to abuse the game mechanics like that
Sleepy Joe is wavedashing away from the public eye! Sad!
“People are saying I’m the best at movement tech. My speedrunning is like me on the campaign trail. Unstoppable, unbeatable, always winning. Sleepy Joe speedruns like he’s trying to finish a sentence.”
Folks, Biden can't even do a basic rocket jump! It's very sad. Unlike me, I'm the best soldier in RGL. Everyone knows it. I've got the best syncshots and surfs, the best anyone's ever seen! Froyotech was gonna play me but they got too scared and forfeited! True story
pretty sure the chip damage from the swab would kill him at this point
exactly, hope he does have it and it kills him but sounds sus so far
Not like Biden would remember getting the last one 15 minutes before.
Anyway, would be funny if that gave him a sinus infection that was the beginning of the end