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[-] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

including the equivalent of a void warranty sticker?

. . .

I hate this dystopia.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Hello, we are calling about your hip's extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

[-] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 4 months ago

You're not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Hip-hip gunshot sounds

Shareholders: horray!

[-] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you'll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Deadman's switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2...

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