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When you aren't a husk of human, it's easier to see the obvious truth (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 67 points 7 months ago

Trump was like damb I need to pick a weird freak for my VP cap-think wait, I know the guy!

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago

We were robbed of the perfect VP pick santos

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

Santos has more rizz unironically

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

How do I pop open a warphole to that messy messy alternate universe?

[-] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

1 too many letters in his name

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

maybe jd vance is actually george santos in drag twice

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

JorDge Svancetos

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

We are through the looking glass, people pepe-silvia

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

think-about-it

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

jeb

[-] naom3@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

It’s not fair cri

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

Eric and Don Jr are the ones who pushed him to pick JD Vance, apparently.

We really need a Kendall and Roman Roy emoji.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I thought one thing Trump was smart enough to know was to never ever listen to his oldest sons. I mean he could've probably just asked Barron in a text like "JD Vance 👍 or 👎?" And get a response like "Dad, never make any of Don or Eric's friends VP" This is just common sense. He could've asked literally anyone except those two. Incredibly stupid decision made extra annoying by the decent chance we have to hear JD dipshit ass speak for 4-12 years. Kinda makes me want to make some delicious toast while taking a bath.