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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago

The ol block of LSD to the noggin always does the trick.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Sure to knock you out colder'n a mackerel

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

That cop clearly said "mackeral." I'm not sure what it is, but it's not a mackerel. Maybe it's a town in Alaska!

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 19 points 3 months ago

I imagine that much LSD would be expensive as fuck. Don't the doses come on tiny little squares of rice paper?

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social -4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, LSD dosages are measured in nanograms. 99% of what you consume when taking acid is paper.

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

LSD dosages are measured in micrograms, not nanograms (1,000x smaller).

A single dose of acid is ~100μg

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's ten million doses to the kilo though. I have no idea what the current cost of LSD is, it used to be 5 euros when I bought it last (dating myself here), so 100 million bucks to smack someone KO as a conservative guess..

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Dating myself as young and "with it", of course!

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

With the current inflation it could've been 50 by now and you'd still be referencing just a year ago.

[-] Laser@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago

You can measure anything in nanograms, but a typical LSD dose starts at about 100ug with the threshold at about 25ug or so. Still not much, but not what you'd usually measure in nanograms.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You can't measure volume in nanograms

[-] Laser@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

Not with that attitude

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 months ago

or a liquid that the nano gram partials are suspended in

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