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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 291 points 3 months ago

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 216 points 3 months ago

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 127 points 3 months ago

... with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

you don't even get to finish the last ah before she weds you

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 months ago

What about

...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
...to play some Goldeneye?
...to paint my Skaven army?

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

Who knows? Maybe she's down...

...to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
...to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
...for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean...but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.

[-] png@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

.... to remove kebab

[-] Birbatron@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hate that I'm doing this but the history need within me can't let this one be

It's the republic not the empire

Sorry I'll leave now

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

That's a grudgin

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Then we're back to "Wanna smash?"

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

"Are you down...:

... To get barebacked? Haha jk... Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that...

[-] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 months ago

What a shame — I kinda love it

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 25 points 3 months ago

You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

[-] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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