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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago

columbo The mango vape? Ah yes that shit is bussin respectfully, sir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn't allow it in our apartment, though, she's trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind?

*inhale*

columbo-donk Fuckin fire, sir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind.

one-more-thing Oh wait, just ｏｎｅ　ｍｏｒｅ　ｔｈｉｎｇ. I thought you'd find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fucked up, but there wasn't any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. *clue noise*

columbo If I'm being deadass with you, sir, you're starting to seem a bit sussy.

*amogus x columbo theme*

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

hero-of-socialist-labor

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Well, I'm just copying from Gianni Matragrano who was reading a 4chan post.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Can someone please explain what "mommy girlfriend" is about or why young guys refer to their girlfriends as "mommy"? Is it that the girlfriends take care of them, or they're older, or financially support them, or is it a big booba thing? I'm so lost, I don't get it.

I feel like referring to a girl as "mommy" would never have flown during my 20's.

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

its just a reversal of girls calling their bfs daddy. youre basically on the money. i think its also playing with traditional top/bottom roles in m/f relationships.