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[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He said that [...] he witnessed a woman in a van fatally strike the bear [...] he scooped up the dead bear and put it in his own van, planning to later skin it and eat it.

anyone have RFK Jr recounting accessory vehicular ursicide to Roseanne on their bingo card?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

"I went out of my way to collect roadkill with the intention of consuming it, but later decided to illegally dump it instead" is among the tamer sentences that's come out of his mouth.

RFK Jr's brain is less intact that JFK's at this stage

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Really is a shame we never got a debate with him, Biden, and Trump

Worm brain, oatmeal brain, and no brain

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

I wondered "how the hell does a rich old white guy in modern day America get literal brainworms" when that story dropped, but now I can see how in his case

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