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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Can you issue arrest warrants for fictional people

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

They're trying to arrest the Ghost of Kiev

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

he would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

they're saying his name is Luke Skywalker

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Sure

Someone's got to lock up The Hypno Hustler

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

"uhhh yeah we got a warrant for Deez comma Bofa?"

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