FBI here. We've hijacked this losers account to ask a few questions. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Look, they won't let me on any of the important cases, so I'm stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I'll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think's I'm working.

What does the word "piss" stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
Ditto for beanis.
Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?
Why do you hate freedom?
Why won't you get real jobs?
How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?

Okay, that's all. Remember to buy war bonds.

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

        Stands for "piss in system supposition." It's recursive, so the "P" in "piss" returns "piss in system supposition in system supposition." Of course this continues to "piss in system supposition in system supposition in system supposition." Piss (x) is the function denoting how many levels of piss we're in. As x approaches infinite piss, you get pissssssssssss.
It's shorthand for delicious belly beanises.
Both.
Freedom isn't free and I prefer free shit.
Being a stay-at-home son is a real job. It's not my fault you choose to be a turbo-wagie.
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.


      