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it's so fucking funny that recruiters are so dumb they sent this job description to me, somebody who posts on hexbear
(hexbear.net)
lmao
Death to America
Interesting that once you turn 37, you're ineligible, I guess to prevent a guard mercing the president and eating his heart to gain his powers
genuinely more exciting than my 40th birthday, the day that I could no longer be legally pressganged into service