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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Honestly they should just make nutrition bricks. Just combining nutrients into a brick. It could even be modular so you can add/remove various nutrients based on your nutritional needs. The perfect life would be working for the nutrition brick manufacturer and then going home to eat some nice nutrition bricks.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They do. They taste like shit.

they also make shakes that do this. also taste like shit.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Foamed up shit, but yeah.. still shit.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That’s what cliff bars/energy bars/protein shakes are.

[-] leopold@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 1 week ago

Why do you believe a "nutrition brick" would be at all more appetizing than the things described in OP?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Just go to prison and have a nutriloaf ffs.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Doesn't need to be appetizing, just not downright nasty. Of course, a pill would be the desired form factor, but you couldn't fit that much in a pill

[-] redisdead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The nutrition brick manufacturer would absolutely not allow you to take nutrition bricks home. You'd have to buy them like everyone else

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