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TIL there's such a thing as vegetarian Spam
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I'm still not sure why there is vegetarian Spam, but...
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this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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You just declared war on the entire country of Hawaii.
Kingdom
No, Hawaii.
Lol, what? Yeah, the kingdom of Hawaii, right?
I can't tell if we're actually saying different things.
I thought that a country has to be recognized as a country by other countries whereas a kingdom has to... do... something different. And royalty or something?
Fuck it, let's go back to arguing. Yes! Kingdom!
I’m confused, I’m telling you its the country of Hawaii and you’re saying it’s the country of Kingdom and I’m just trying to say they love SPAM and now you’re picking fights.
Well when you say it like that, I sound like a moron.
But I'm feeling stubbornly ignorant enough to support what I'm supposedly arguing.
The country of Kingdom loves Hawaii which is why they constantly spam my email. If you don't forward this message to 10 friends in the next two days, Jesus is gonna sneak into your room while you're sleeping and punch you in the stomach.
Oh I was hoping he’d slip me little Jesus if you know what I mean.
Jesus comes twice.
Okay, but only cuz you've got an honest face.
Tonight, Jesus is gonna nail you
Since when is Hawaii a country brah?
The House of Kamehameha will rise again and everyone will be too scared to do anything because no one is gonna wanna wait to find out if they can actually do that DBZ shit.
In the next episode of DBZ, will Goku finish the spirit bomb in time for the end of the battle in 5 minutes, only the next 5 episodes will tell,
Can you please stay on track here?
We’re talking about SPAM and the country of Hawaii’s love for it.
Kingdom
Oh you want to fight too?
Come at me bro.
Geez the text isn’t centered or even fitting on the paper.
You don’t give a shit at all about me, do you?
Hey! It was top and bottom centered and I changed it to bottom and top in a minimal effort!
I thought you cared.
I made you bugs didn’t I?
You're despicable
Y'all some degenerates
Who’s to say?
Not I, that's for sure
https://www.spamjamhawaii.com/
And South Korea.
Hawaii is one of the most vegan countries on earth.
They’re pretty shitty vegans because they eat seven million cans of Spam per year.
They might be pretty happy about vegan spam considering they love both.
Those are really small numbers.
622/1,000,000 vegans
If everyone went to a vegan restaurant at the same time there would be 52,631.6 people there.
And 52,631 people are gonna have PTSD from seeing the 2/3 of a person mangled on their way in through the door
Slightly less then two thirds.
Damn. This doesn’t match my experience in Hawaii at all. My in-laws live there, and everytime I visit I sustain my life with fruit and Avacados. I’d kill for some plant based SPAM.
I thought they were big on pork, much like other pacific island nations. But also with the history of Asian immigrants and agriculture, I would think soy and soy based products would also be readily available.
Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn't exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.
Me as a BBQ eater though... Gimme dat pork butt.
Someone's gonna be going "wee wee wee" tonight
Don’t do his vegetarian wife like that, bro.
@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net is the only one threatening to do anyone's hammy hinds
TIL that Hawaii is a country…
And don’t they rely on fishing? They have a severe lack of farm land…