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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 68 points 2 days ago

yeonmi-park in capitalist USA, burger slavery is constitutionally protected and you can be leased to McDonalds if you commit minor crimes.

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

If reddit had signatures I would use this

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

North Korea rapidly running out of bad things burgerbrains can make up about them that actually they do themselves in their own country.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago

yeonmi-park the burger slave cannot eat burgers they make, only slave food of lower quality. when the burger slave is released, they have to pay back the state for imprisoning them. they cannot get the job they did at mcdonalds as a slave because they have a criminal record. they cannot afford the burger made by other slaves. they go back to prison for violating parole and are sent to the burger plantation again.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

I will fight and die in WWIII against CHYNA to defend this way of life.

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, that sounds like the opening of a Law & Order spinoff in the very near future

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