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3-4 more hurricanes gonna hit back to back. Giant toxic chemical clouds in Georgia. A protracted labor battle at the ports.

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[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

I can only find info on hurricane ivan, and that’s not supposed to hit the us. What are the other ones?

[-] MonsterRancher@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Jesus Christ there's a giant centipede in the middle of the Atlantic no wonder folks are freaking out

[-] Lurker123@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The size of the centipede is distorted by Mercator projection, it’s not that big, don’t worry.

[-] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

You fool! It's at the equator! The size is undisturbed! We're doooooooooooomed!!!!!!

[-] Lurker123@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry I couldn’t quite hear that over the sound of my rocket engine as I head to a new planet. But as I was saying, nothing to fear from the centipede.

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

It eats the other sea leviathans, so it's good to let it skitter around untroubled.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

And yet the government insists on sending more money to Israel, instead of doing the sensible thing with the money: Building giant mechs to fight the centipede in the Atlantic before it reaches the coast

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

If only Trump were still in office he would nuke it before it gets to us

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ommunism is when there's a comically large spoon to eat all the grain and capitalism is when there's a JFC-sized centipede.

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I actually think this is the one I was referencing in my comment lol, idk where I got the name Ivan from. It'll definitely affect the eastern seaboard, and could cause some bad flooding on the coast, but I don't think it's supposed to actually make landfall in the us

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

right but it shows several other storms brewing if you scroll down

although I think one has dissipated since I first looked, in the gulf

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Best resource outside of local (weather) news would be https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/?atlc. I relied on them, Tropical Tidbits, and checking local when a local hit was likely when I lived in Florida.

Looks like I see 3 cells, 1 named, 1 likely, 1 possible.

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